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NEW HORIZZZONS EP, final Toronto shows

October 7, 2018


Hi pals, here's stuff about my projects before I vacate Canada. Enjoy this listen of a never before heard E.P. of my old Toronto band with Craig Daniels and Michael Comeau. Recorded by Nyles Misczczyk and mastered by J.M. Ladd. May you find it pleasurable, it's a real trip! Listen/download/etc here: https://newhorizzzons.bandcamp.com/album/r-i-p-e-p

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I host karaoke tonight (Sunday) at The Beaver (1192 Queen Street West) and plan to host loads more before I leave Toronto because I love The Beaver so much. Here's the write up:

Inside of me is avast bounty. Ha ha, avast! Which reminds me I used to drink something strong and cheap called Bounty (I only ever drank it once) and it had a delicate etching of a pirate ship rocking on the waves which is how it made me feel (how do you feel atm? and by atm I mean automated teller machine, there is one located near the wc's at The Beaver...it feels relatively smooth) let's sing sea shanties tonight! ahhh the quicker picker upper. Ok ok. Inside of me is a vast bounty emanating forth. One of the places it emanates from is my mouth and out of that mouth spews a bounty of sounds! Musical sounds! Perfect for karaoke! Maybe you have your own bounty! Celebrate that! At Bounty Karaoke this Sunday! Heads up: Monday does not exist. Hosted by Robert.

I also have upcoming performances by my character The Canadian Romantic. Next Sunday Sept 14th 8ish PM at BATHHOUSE & BODY WORKS (Oasis, 231 Mutual Street)- A Quite Investigative Monthly Queer Bathhouse Night of Drag, Performance, and Fetish where Diet Ghosts (who I love, best drag) are hosting murder mystery!!!

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Listen to The Canadian Romantic's preamble to set you in a mood. Catch each Diet Ghost show for clues. Talk to your two butlers (Fisher Price & Adam Cowan) for guidance. Because murder goes well with eating food off of a naked person, come partake in the nude buffet. It's food off of a naked person. It all ties together, I think! I dunno, my childhood was weird. Ballots will be handed out at midnight. The murderer will be revealed, and if you guessed right, you win a skanky prize!

This is participatory as you'd like it to be. If you'd like to hide in a dark corner or the gloryhole in the dungeon, that's cool too! Anyway, hope you come to this murder mystery drag show sex & fetish party because no party has this many adjectives. (pic and write up by Adam Cowan)

The Canadian Romantic is also doing a short solo set at the terrific comedy night Slam Dunk at The Comedy Bar on Oct 25th at 8 PM.

And then....

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^^^^Probably the last time you will see The Canadian Romantic accompanied by Marker Starling for a while, a truly special occasion! For the EP release of longtime kindred spirits The World Provider! From Montreal! A special musical show! Buy tickets ➡ http://burdockto.com/shows/?show=1445 $8 advance // $10 door doors at 9pm, show at 9:30pm

← Bye Bye Toronto Sale and Party Friday Canadian Glam Patreon →


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    why are the bottom feeders on the top of the food chain?
    Mar 27, 2023, 12:33 AM
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    RT @JaySebringHair: Almost everyone I know: Hey! I’m playing a show tonight, you should come. Me: Yeah, no. Unless there’s a cheesebu… https://t.co/Pi2iwrdfNK
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    This is such a great listen that helps explain why so many Canadians in art and entertainment have to leave Canada.… https://t.co/oShhsohskK
    Mar 10, 2023, 3:08 PM
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    Wow, I got a funny surprise from @nardwuar today and some kind words from @DonToliver ! https://t.co/MOZOUfxcfw
    Mar 6, 2023, 11:41 PM
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    Thursday March 16th @LyricHyperion Get your tix here: https://t.co/UPe9phlqod https://t.co/MxVBDEujih
    Mar 6, 2023, 3:51 PM
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    Just uploaded: July Fourth Toilet -"Wishman", May 10 1997 from their hippie themed set... https://t.co/cREFisCfkj… https://t.co/ptva4zGTFA
    Mar 4, 2023, 3:47 PM
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    The Birthday Experience, Thursday, March 16th!!! @LyricHyperion Tickets and info here: https://t.co/UPe9phlqod
    Feb 26, 2023, 8:10 PM
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