Open Letter To Gene Simmons

Dear Gene Simmons,

I'd like to use your song "King Of The Night Time World" but change it to "King Of The Day Time World" and have long-running Victor from the soap opera The Young and The Restless sing it. I haven't approached him yet. It's sure to be a hit! I'll cut you in for a small percentage of the profits. Oh, and are you related to the actress Jean Simmons? I used to see her on TV as a boy.
I like it when you wear make-up.
Your pal,